27 Ways to Create Irritable Runners 10/12

irritable

Thank you, Holly, for suggesting a word that doesn’t work my brain so hard:

Irritable: Having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed or made angry

I am afraid I got the irritable gene from my father. Although I can be very patient, too, and I have had to call patience into play over and over the last couple of months, dealing with my parents and Bandit.

I could easily write a whole post devoted to Mr. Judy, too, but then I might not actually make it to our 31st anniversary, which is just a week away, by the way.

I think instead I will write about things that make us runners irritable.

I find shopping too stressful. I get hot and flustered and irritated and feel sick after I’ve bought something.
–Alison Goldfrapp

I threw in this quote because it amused me, plain and simple. Because I am so the opposite: I love the hunt for something good when shopping, and after I’ve bought something, I feel happy. Not necessarily a good thing. I asked what your other therapies, aside from running, were a while ago — retail therapy definitely works for me, if not for my bank balance!

Back to the topic in hand, here is just a few of the things that makes runners irritable:

  • Weather that’s too cold
  • Weather that’s too hot
  • Weather that’s too windy
  • A forecast that is totally wrong
  • Too much sun
  • Not enough sun
  • A pebble in our shoes
  • Chafing
  • Injuries
  • Not being able to run
  • Not running slow enough
  • Not running fast enough
  • Missing a BQ/PR/AG award by just seconds and/or minutes
  • Races that start late
  • Races that start too late in the day
  • Inaccurate course descriptions
  • Courses that are too short or too long
  • Course marshals that don’t properly direct you
  • Other runners that don’t acknowledge us
  • Being called a jogger
  • How long is this half marathon or marathon?
  • Running out of promised aid at a race
  • Running out of medals at a race
  • No food left at the end of a race
  • No good food left at the end of a race
  • Cars that try to run us over
  • Dogs off leash

Geez, I could go on and on. By now you’re just assuming all runners are irritable, picky a$$holes. Yet most runners are the kindest, most generous people I know. Just don’t get in between us and the fulfillment of our dreams/goals/food!

Deb Runs

Tell me in the comments:

What makes you irritable when it comes to running?

What makes you irritable in life in general?

Are you an irritable person in general?

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24 thoughts on “27 Ways to Create Irritable Runners 10/12

  1. That’s a great list. I can’t think of anything else to add. I got the irritable gene from my Dad. Luckily it’s mostly balanced by the patience gene from my Mom. Usually it’s people who are I considerate that piss me off.

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  2. I think you got them all.

    I got irritated yesterday when my phone died during my run. No more pics!! Grrr..

    I hope I am a positive person but I can whine like everyone else.

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  3. How about “you’re almost there” at mile 18 of a marathon? Are you freaking kidding me? I am the stressful shopper! I don’t enjoy it at all — but boy do I love to order stuff. I love that PLACE ORDER button. 🙂

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  4. All of these are so true! I also get irritated when people don’t line up in their correct pace corral or line up at the start of a 5k when they should be further back… sometimes it may be an honest mistake, but it’s dangerous as they get almost plowed over!

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  5. the main thing that irritates me most (and not just with running), is when people are rude or inconsiderate/disrespectful. Drivers not paying attention, runners not aware of the people around them,….there are lots of examples of this….Thanks for making me smile, Judy 😉

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